Thursday, October 19, 2006

The Beautiful People Part Deux / Advertisements Gone Wild / It’s All Lies Folks

For more scary ass pics, visit celebs without makeup, thanks for ruining the illusion guys

I got a gret link from
Confusion on a previous post, check it out.

This is the second instalment of my post, ‘The Beautiful People’, I know it’s been a long time since I posted that one but I have a few more things to say now.
What provoked this post was an ad for a major bathing soap, manufactured by a brand whose name rhymes with ‘fucks’ and believe me that’s exactly what they are doing to our minds.
Some time ago, they introduced a miracle soap (yet another one) that contains collagen and grape-seed oil. These two constituents of the soap allegedly help ‘firm’ up your skin against the ‘ravaging effects of ageing’. Yeah right, what complete and utter bullshit, grape-seed oil maybe but collagen, never.
Collagen is a pretty large protein with three polypeptide strands per molecule, each fibril of collagen has about a thousand amino acids. Now how does something that large get through your skin? Keep in mind the cells on the upper layer of the skin are dead so there’s no question of them taking up anything. If it were possible, then why would people with diabetes be sticking needles into their arms every time they needed their insulin, wouldn’t it be easier to use an insulin ‘patch’?
How do they allow this kind of advertising? Aren’t there any regulatory authorities whose job it is to keep this kind o crap under control? Apparently there aren’t because this kind of misleading advertising is everywhere.
Take for instance Manikchand, who manufacture chewing tobacco, banned by Indian law from advertising their main product; they began marketing mineral water under the same brand name. The main focus of their campaign was the fact that their water contained 300% more oxygen. More oxygen than what? The polluted air we breath? Anyway what is this oxygen going to accomplish? We aren’t fish so water is not exactly where we get our oxygen from and even if we did, we’d have to snort the stuff, not a pretty thought.
Then there was an air-conditioner manufacturer who claimed that their AC’s blew Vitamin C enriched air, a water filter that can filter viruses and soaps that can kill viruses. How does it make a difference, how do they manage that and right on is all I have to say.
Advertisements in India cross over from product endorsement to the realms of fiction and it sucks because nobody seems to care. There needs to be slightly more scrutiny of their wild claims, someone needs to put an end to their lying ways.
Even worse are the tele-shopping channels; somehow everything they peddle was discovered by scientists in the depths of the Amazon jungle, from pills for weight loss to those that make you grow taller. Those products not of Amazonian origin were discovered by sages meditating atop the lofty peaks of the Himalayas, for some reason they took time off from their spiritual aspirations to produce fairness creams and anti-acne lotions.
What’s dangerous about their products is that I doubt that they actually do anything apart from parting you from you money. They are not manufactured under the standards required of pharmaceutical products as is evident from studies which show that a lot of ayurvedic ‘medicines’ contain very high levels of heavy metals including arsenic and mercury.
Forget a clear, ‘fair’ complexion, you’ll probably get Minamoto’s disease and grow a lot of attractive holes in your face, but hey, holes in you face help reduce weight right?

9 comments:

indian lucifer said...

i think the "fairness" thing has taken a toll in india.. how can you be more handsome if your fair..? u can be pretty though.. for instance look at the raw sex appeal you get after you look at kartiks display pic.. wher hez taking a drag from the ciggie.. and compare with some fair and lovely fuck like Shahid kapoor.
u`ll get the point

Confusion Say said...

Also just to throw this in...Now that HDTV is around celebs will have to find another way of making themselves look flawless. The Chicago Tribune had an article on it. Where it mentioned that Michael Douglas looked like the crypt keeper next to his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones. Here's an online article I found on it.

http://www.tvpredictions.com/celebritieshdtv120305.htm

Maire said...

I'm always surprised when people say they're convinced by the "science" in ads... I really didn't think anyone would fall for things like "the ravaging effects of time on your DNA" as in the new DNAge range from Nivea. And I know nothing about science at all!

Also my favourite methods of weight loss is removing limbs... think of how much lighter you'd be without your arms or legs!

Also it really annoys me that aging is perceived as such a bad thing. There's such a cult of youth... I don't want to be 16 again so why would I want to look like that?!

Oh there's room for so much ranting!

Kartik said...

Yaseer, fixed the problem, now we have an old decayin tree!

confusion, great link thanks again

aunty, you're not serious about the DNAag are you? Nivea isn't really making something like that are they?

indian lucifer said...

shyyyts anyway u`ll be missed :D
no matter how the long are the branches of the tree is. (HOMOEROTISM)

Maire said...

well take a look at www.nivea.com/dnage

And I quote:

"80% of skin ageing is a result of external influences, e.g. exposure to sunlight, which lead to damage at the skin cells’ core – the DNA, which is the base for every cellular renewal process. Its’ integrity is paramount for healthy, younger looking skin. With age, the DNA’s own renewal capacity declines and cell damage accumulates.

Leading scientists at NIVEA Laboratories developed an innovative Anti-Age skincare system to rejuvenate skin from within.

The DNAge Cell Renewal Anti-Age system consists of special Day, Night and Eye care products. All of them contain the powerful combination of cell-active Folic Acid and Creatine to stimulate cell renewal from within and protect the skin cells' DNA against future external damage.

The result: The skin looks younger and firmer and wrinkles are visibly reduced. For best results it is recommended to use the complete system."

Kartik said...

lucifer, i miss me already.

aunty, thanks for the link, they make it sound like a very serious scientific fact dont they. I'll look it up, there are a few things in their 'explanation' that don't quite convince me

Maire said...

Good... you shall be my scientific investigator... my scientific friend Beaker is apparently busy with "real work".

Actually i reckon there's a packet of money out there for someone with a science background in reviewing the "science" that is used in advertising.

Kartik said...

i warn you, my science, my not necessarily correlate with 'real' science, despte however scientific i may try to sound