Sunday, March 01, 2009

On How To Make Three Weeks Seem Oh So Long


It's been a while since I posted last and in between, I've shuttled between projects, molecules and everything in between. The only typing I've been doing is on office chat and my code editor, and a few e-mails here and there. On all three, it's easy to get something down, you generally have and agenda and try to get your point across in the least amount of words possible. Here, faced with this blank document, I'm lost.
It's a weekend finally, decided to scrap work and get home before it was time to sleep. Right now I'm envying those lucky bastards that have official office timings in sync with US timings. Our office still officially sticks to the 9 to 5 but when you report to someone in the states and someone in Basel, you have to be prepared to wait late, really late, unless you're prepared to wait till the next day for e-mail replies.
Finally home, got my hands on my laptop after a week, shooed my roomates away, it must be about 30 degrees in my room right now, but I've got a freezing Bud and I don't care.
I bought myself a camera last Sunday, a nice shiny one with tons of dials, buttons and shit to play with, nice and expensive too. But who cares right, as long as you can swipe for it, it's affordable.
The only fuck-up is that I haven't gotten out of office before the sun goes down, so I haven't actually got around to playing with my new toy yet.
So apparently everyone in office thinks I'm a big boozer, today when I picked up my bag at eight, I walked out to a twenty one thumb-to-open-mouth salute. Sure! Well, yeah I do drink but I have cut down the last three weeks or rather weekends after one particular weekend when I got shitfaced and did a number of very stupid things.
Last weekend, I finally headed down to Charminar (see photo), Hyderabad's answer to Delhi's Qutub/Red fort/Chandini chowk/Mehrauli Fort/Humayun's tomb, well you get the picture. I loved the area, crowded and messy, full of shops-and-shit. Hyderabad is the perl-processing capital of the country, and this area is jammed with shops selling perls, so while in Rome, I bought mommy and grannie dearest some perl stuff, but they'll have to wait till the end of the month to lay their hands on it (with all the buying, you'd guess I have no clue there's a recession going on).
Speaking of the recession, well pharama is doing well so far and there's a standard joke that you hear on the floor, it goes something like this "well with people losing their jobs and the recession, people get tense and when they get tense and have to take XXXXXXXX (add peals of laughter to taste) (XXXXXX being one of our hypertension drugs)". Honestly dear reader this never fails to make me cringe. Stress and hypertension are two separate things, oh lord when will these statisticians ever learn.

10 comments:

Pallav said...

the picture detail of the camera looks nice. which company is it?
recession sucks. it makes me want to kill people.

Kartik said...

Whoops... sorry failed to mention, that particular pic is not with the new cam it's the standard shitty 2mp cameraphone garbage. I got me a Canon.

Terra Shield said...

Imagine taking hypertension drugs for stress! People will be fainting everywhere! Haha...

And yeah, leaving the workplace after the sun sets does suck!

I got expedra as my wvc. Any ideas on what could be the underlying meaning?

Kartik said...

Expedra, hehe sounds like the name for a hypertension drug!

Princess Fiona said...

see..let me break down the human psychie for u...we are trained to think that all rockstars are metal pierced, ciggarette weilding, coke snorting alchoholics...

now im guessin ur sexy lip stud and ur like for loud, nose bleeding rock music sorta gives u a rockstar appeal!!!

hence the assumption made by all for ur immense love for alchohol!!

Elementary my dear Karthik!

wvc: 'blessi'...blesseth i on to u??? ;)

Kartik said...

Aaaaarrrgh, okay I spell my name without the 'H', don't read too much into it, that's just what it says on me birth cert and I'm going with it.

Princess Fiona said...

pfffftttt...i wrote so much abt the human psychie..and u retort with a spell check!!! :X

but yeah...sorry abt the 'H'...im south indian...force of habit... :)

See Bee said...

ur comment ruined my weekend - u have no idea how stressed out i already am. (so much hypertension to add to that.) in all that tension i took more deworming pills and started talking to a random stranger in a pub about ram sene and politics n blah while i was smashed, cos i thot talking about politics will ensure i dont get laid...

this is the damage one horrid comment can do. idiot

btw the spelling is 'peArl'

and charminar is nice - very very nice - if u were a girl u'd also go gaga over the bangles in choodi bazaar.

princess - u can keep kartik. his comment messed me up so bad i have decided to brood over the ram sene instead. plus he's a yuckall delhiite - pls keep him!

kartik - stop doing that victory dance...

Kartik said...

@Princess, lol, sorry but I get the Karthik so much, now when I see it, that's the only word i'll read in the whole sentence, it kinda grows larger and larger till I can't see anything else on the screen, talk about the human psyche.
What you are talking about is the human tendency to stereotype, one of my personal favorites out of all our foibles

@Trauma
1.That wasn't the intention, you mentioned something I'd heard of in college and my brain kicked into exam mode and I wrote you out a 1 mark answer.
2.Wat you taking metranidazole?
3.Random men in pubs talking politics, only do so cos they think it makes them sound intelligent and hence improves their chances of getting laid.
4. Yeah yeah okay peArl, I'm just so used to typing out perl at the command line (oh come on at least pretend to be a techie) (see the CPAN website if you don't get the reference.
5.Stop letting other people have me. It just makes it ever so apparent that you want me (and you say I can't blogflirt, HA!)
7. "Headbang" No victory dance "headbang" I celebrate "headbang" true metal-style "headbang"

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