Horsing Around

So I’m waiting at a red light, on my way home from the bank when something nudges my helmet from the back. I turn around to find I am staring a horse in the face, something wasn’t really expecting, even on a Delhi road. It was one of those white mares used at weddings. Now it’s not everyday that I come in such intimate contact with a horse so she looked petty huge especially when she drew up to my side. When the light turned green, she began to take the turn; this was pretty scary, being boxed in, with a bus on one side and a horse on the other. I don’t know if her shoes were slipping on the road or if horses naturally take wide turns the way she did. She took the turn not by following the curve but by maintaining a tangent to it. To do this she half ran/ half jumped her way through the turn, now I’m not by any means an expert on horses but this looked unnatural. Normally I don’t enjoy letting people cut me off while taking turns, but those are cars, horses I don’t know how to deal with, so I made sure I kept a good distance while following her into the turn, the moment I got a chance, I cut across a truck and wedged myself between two buses, anything to get away from that horse.
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Yesterday brought with it another load of bhasad, driving down a long empty road, I suddenly lost tyre pressure at my rear wheel and it took me half an hour to find a guy to patch it up. When he removed the tyre he found a nail half an inch long embedded in the rubber, a simple 10 buck repair job, had not been for the fact that the valve on the tube had ripped off. I had been on my way to meet a friend an not only did I arrive an hour late but 200 bucks poorer.
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Earlier I had commented on how google was sending a lot of po*n searches to my blog but now AOL, Yahoo and Netscape too have joined in the act. From the keywords that people follow to my blog, it seems that my blog is rated highly on the topic of ‘south Indian aun**es’, this reflects in the fact that nearly half of all the hits I get are search responses, most of which are for keywords that are variations of the same theme.
I did a trial search in google for my most recent hit ‘free movies of malyali fu**ing’ and this is what I got, a mention of my blog in the top ten results.


Two thing confuse me here, first, why are people looking for fat/ bathing south Indian aun**es, whats wrong with young and nubile south indian girls? And second, if you actually take a look at the description of my blog in the search results, does it look anything like a po*n site? Does it? Sheesh.
(I’m asterisking the relevant words because every time I mention it on my blog, increases the chances of getting a search hit for it.)
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This will be my last post for a while and definitely be my last post from Delhi for the next six months. I hope to be up and blogging in Bangalore soon but you never know. I have a lot of work to deal with over there, most importantly arranging my accommodation. Additionally I’ve been vela in Delhi for the last six months, hence the blogging to relieve the tedium of a purposeless existence. I’m not sure yet how much time I’m going to have once classes start. However if this place is anything like my college I’m going to have more free time than ever. So on this happy thought I bid you adieu and hope to be back soon from down south.